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Should you move to NYC?

Posted in Uncategorized by a1icey on May 20, 2013

You should live in NYC if… You are nocturnal and/or your circadian rhythm is totally shot, and you don’t want to get that treated.

You should live in NYC if… You can’t feed yourself like an adult and/or feel too glamorous for grocery shopping.

You should live in NYC if… You’re a dude and you want to find a wife with really low expectations.

You should live in NYC if… You’re a woman with low self-esteem and getting hit on by strangers every morning helps with that.

You should live in NYC if… You like crying in public.

You should live in NYC if… You still like to pretend Europe is relevant.

You should live in NYC if… Even your sundresses are black.

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